...you know he's forever throwing out puns that make you both laugh and roll your eyes at the same time. My brother Tim posted this forwarded email on K-Chat, and I thought I'd share it with you- it's got Joe written all over it. (Although he didn't actually write it).
Please join me in remembering a great icon in the entertainment industry. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crummy day and kneads a lift.
....this is where you laugh, roll your eyes, and say "Groan".
Happy Monday! :D
7 comments:
GROAN! (eyes rolling:))Total Joe humor.
Smile? It made me ROAR! Hilarious. Especially the time and length of the funeral.
Thanks for making me laugh! I think I will pass it on, it's too good not to!
That's great...thanks for the laugh.
I love how puns make you laugh and groan at the same time.
giggle GROAN giggle
Haha! I love it.
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